BREAKING NEWS

RON DAYNE SCORES!
Former New York Giant Ron Dayne scored his first touchdown on a 16 yard run today against the Dallas Cowboys. Dayne denies the rumor that Coach Mike Shanahan placed a 30lb turkey in the endzone as a Thanksgiving incentive.Dayne is most famous for being college football's all time leading rusher who the Giants were so enamored with that they literally fell over themselves rushing up to the podium on draft day to select him in the first round with the 11th overall pick. In the stampede the entire Giants scouting & personnel departments ignored the NFL's current leading rusher Shaun Alexander who was taken 19th overall in the first round.
Career Totals:
- Alexander - 1,579 rushes for 7,166 yards and 81TDs
- Dayne - 598 rushes for 2,120 yards and 16TDs
I distinctly rememeber telling my father that the G-men made a mistake by not selecting Alexander. I was right. The Giants were wrong and the coaching staff subsquently lost their jobs because of it.
Nice job Ron....Now pass me some cranberry sauce.

